My friend Justin over at TIWAM are having a little competition over who can get the most site views for the month of August. The winner gets to choose a film for the other to review and I have to say…I’m a bit worried. As part of his training, he is watching the picks of the garbage pile to desensitize himself but my tolerance for turd films is low. So, do me a favor and visit my site more, ‘kay? ‘Kay.
Andy Watches Movies
I document my goal to watch 300 movies in 2012
Andy Watches Movies 
I would suggest the film, “Sphere.” You’ll feel like you’ve lost years off of your life after watching it.
Unfortunately…that would be a rewatch for me. I really hated that film
That’s why the loser should be forced to watch it. 🙂
Haha true!
Yeah, that’s a bad one. I’m not sure if it’s the bubble-head space suits or slack jawed, wide-eyed “golly look, it’s space stuff” expressions from actors that know better and have performed in considerably better and more memorable films. Perhaps it’s just Levinson showing up after a long career of hit and misses. Or something entirely different.
You Got It Brother! If It’s More Visits You Need, Then It’s More Visits You’ll Get!
🙂
To misquote everyone’s favorite Spartan, “This…is…cheating!”
I’ve had a few new subscribers thanks to your mentions so I’m really just returning the favor…while also driving up my own hits.
If you keep visiting my Drive page I’ll repay the favour and try help you win 🙂
Can do! Although even just thinking about Drive makes me want to watch it
LOL. I think you guys are both nuts. 😀 But I’m highly entertained. LOL
You do realize how easy this sort of thing would be to tamper with, right?
Yeah but (other than this post) I won’t be doing anything out of the ordinary and I don’t think he is either. Just a friendly competition after I got jealous that he hit 4k views for July and I’ve never broken the 4k barrier. Yet. *evil laugh*
Got yer back on this Andy. I’ll pop by regularly.
Chances are I’ll be posting regularly anyway so just keep doing what you’re doing 🙂
I refuse to take part in this ridiculous charade and quest for ratings. And, no, I will not be tricked into visiting this site!
But, seriously, SPHERE has to be one of the most godawful films I’ve ever seen in my life.
I refuse your refusal, sir.
And yeah, seriously, what happened to Sphere? It had such potential
Good luck man, I’m pretty sure I already contribute plenty but I’ll be sure to visit an extra few times!
Haha, thanks buddy
Good luck dude. I just put Sphere on my netflix q. I’m oing to re-watch it for review. I suppose I should prepare myself for it. I barely remember it. I’ll be sure to poke around a bit on your blog to help you out.
Good luck! I’ll pop in regularly to help you out, but I recommend giving a little gem called ‘Monsturd’ a watch. If you can survive that, it doesn’t matter what the outcome is.
Haha I love that title
Good luck. I will make sure to check in as much as I can.
Thanks, buddy
I would like to offer you the worst film I have ever seen. From 2007 Prey http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0468536/ has got to be it. Really infuriatingly bad! There is of coure Tree of Life, but I wouldn’t even wish that on my worst enemy.
Haha, I will keep Prey in mind but I liked Tree of Life!
Ha! This is excellent! I’ll double my visits – but I do feel compelled to check out the competition also. 😉 I’ve never seen “Sphere” – all this talk has me interested…
Yeah, you should check out Today I Watched A Movie, it’s good stuff! Sphere…Not so much 😉
I just stopped by and followed because the first review there made me laugh. I feel a need to see if “Sphere” is as bad as “Terror Toons”. 😉
Oh god, no. Terror Toons sounds like a whole different level of awfulness.
*giggles* Then I should have no problems with “Sphere”. 😉
SPHERE is just BORING. All of it is just terrible and inept filmmaking, but the ending will STILL manage to piss you off.
Tooth Fairy 2 is quite possibly the worst movie I’ve seen in the last 5 years. Loser needs to be forced to sit through 3 consecutive viewings. 😉
Mental note: Don’t make this same bet with Austin…;)
I do enjoy competitions! Good luck and I’ll do my best to help.
Me too! Sometimes I can be a really competitive jerk. Thanks!
Good to know 🙂
Haha yeah, I’m usually not competitive (though I can be a jerk sometimes)
I’ll email a horrible film he’ll never be able to tolerate.
Hehe, that was a good pick
I must say, I’ve been reading his reviews regularly, but you seem to agree more with my ideas than he does.
Thanks! Hope to see you around